Some reasons why YOU should VOTE FIR FIRS!

This is how Fir treats his supporters:

This is how Pine treats his supporters:

Now, wouldn't YOU like to VOTE FIR FIRS??

Fir loves all of his supporters and even his opponents.

SO VOTE FIR FIRS!!

Whereas Pine (you can't even call him a proper candidate) slaughters his opponents and hypnotizes/abuses his brainwashed cult followers/supporters.

SO VOTE FIR FIRS, BECAUSE FIR LOVES YOU MOAR THAN LIFE ITSELF!!

Basically, you should vote fir Firs.

Candidate Douglas Fir approves this message. 

And so should you.