How DOES One Recognize A Pine Supporter?

There are many ways to tell if the person you are speaking to is a supporter of Pine. For example:
They send emails from the future.
They make cruel comments about Candidate Fir.
They take pleasure in the pain of others.
They kill puppies for fun and profit.
They call Candidate Fir "fictional."
These are just a few of the ways you can tell if someone is a supporter of Pine. Use them. Live them. Love them.

Everyone who supports Pine is a homicidal maniac who deserves to be institutionalized.

Candidate Douglas Fir approves this message.