What inspired you to begin writing songs about Candidate Fir and his cause?
Adrian: Well, it's not like we were gonna start singing about Candidate Pine, right?
Lexie: *sings* Oh, we're so evil, we hurt people, if you don't vote for us we'll track... you... down... with clowns.
When did you form this band?
Adrian: I would say it formed itself.
Lexie: Actually, I'm pretty sure the moon made us. But that happened a year or so ago.
Do you enjoy writing music with the band?
Adrian: Is the Pope Catholic?
Lexie: No. Not unless there are floot solos.
One last thing: is there anything you would like to say, personally , to Candidate Fir?
Adrian: Candidate Fir? Um... Keep fighting. We believe in you.
Lexie: Can we write you a song? Oh. And... um... what she said. Maw.
Candidate Douglas Fir approves this message.
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