Sunday, March 27, 2011
A nice little picture FIR you
A few changes...
Hello, faithful Fir friends! As I'm sure you've noticed, there have been a few changes to the display of my blog. I personally LOVE the way it looks! It even has fir trees on it!! However, there are a few minor technical difficulties that I have not been able to fix...
1) The "Home" link above the latest post does NOT link to the home page. If you are NOT ALREADY ON THE HOME PAGE, click on the "VOTE FIRS FIR YIR FUTIRE!!" at the top of the page. If you are there and simply wish to refresh the page, press "refresh" (hahahahahahaha). Other than that, click on "Blog posts" on the left of the page.
2) Similarly, the "About" link also DOESN'T link to my "about" page. It doesn't do anything.
3) I'm sorry if the text at the top is hard to read-- that is being worked on.
If you find any other problems with this fancy new layout, please email my team at: needs.moar.firs@gmail.com with questions/comments.
I hope you enjoy!
Sincerely, Candidate Douglas Fir
1) The "Home" link above the latest post does NOT link to the home page. If you are NOT ALREADY ON THE HOME PAGE, click on the "VOTE FIRS FIR YIR FUTIRE!!" at the top of the page. If you are there and simply wish to refresh the page, press "refresh" (hahahahahahaha). Other than that, click on "Blog posts" on the left of the page.
2) Similarly, the "About" link also DOESN'T link to my "about" page. It doesn't do anything.
3) I'm sorry if the text at the top is hard to read-- that is being worked on.
If you find any other problems with this fancy new layout, please email my team at: needs.moar.firs@gmail.com with questions/comments.
I hope you enjoy!
Sincerely, Candidate Douglas Fir
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Greetings, faithful Fir friends! Candidate Douglas Fir speaking. Today, as I'm sure you all know, is St. Patrick's Day. I have a few issues I would like to address with you on that subject, so sit back, relax, and read this post from my heart to yours.
FIRst order of business:
It has recently come to my attention that several of my faithful Fir friends have waged war on a young man named "Patrick." They really, truly despise him and even give the title "Patrick" to other people they equally despise. CHILDREN, THIS MUST STOP. Not all Patricks are villainous, just like not all Firs are of the genus Abies. You musn't judge someone based on their name being Patrick because:
Second order of business:
Fir friends, beware. Many people die in car accidents each year on this day because of recklessness and overdrinking. Pines are on the lookout for Fir supporters in extremely vulnerable states. They kidnap them and... terror ensues. My advice?
Third order of business:
Do not stay away from four-leaved clovers, my Fir friends! They are our allies! I am very close friends with a four-leaved clover. We bonded instantly-- 4 is my favorite number. It sounds like "fir" if you say it right. So do not fear the four-leaved clover, because:
Thank you fir reading this post and perhaps following my advice. Have a happy and safe St. Patrick's Day!
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