Behold, faithful Fir friends...

Candidate Douglas Fir has a Twitter!
Follow Candidate Fir @needs_moar_firs today and tell your friends, too!
Twitter is excellent for sharing short thoughts. You should get one so YOU can connect with Candidate Fir!!
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Fir Sign (spotted!)

Hello! I am happy to say that I spotted a yard sign with my name on it today!

This campaign sign has been approved by Candidate Douglas Fir.

Official Music Video for the Fir Fight Song!!

Those talented kids in the Needs Moar Firs band!
This video is great-- great singing, dancing, acting, etc.
100/10!
~"True American" Magazine
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Hello again! (brief update)

We're doing surprisingly well in this tumultuous political trimester. Senator Pine has dropped below me in recent popular votes. You know how I know we're going to make it? We've been parodied in Mad Magazine! We were shown in the 20 Greatest People, Places, and Events of 2010. Pine, on the other hand, was in the 20 *Worst* People, Places, and Events of 2010. Thanks to my fans for sending in a lovely recommendation.
as for my campaign, it's simply flourishing. We can do it, I keep telling myself. and you know what? With you, fir friends, I know we can.

Bye for now.

~Douglas Fir